WARNING: Read no further if you don't want your childhood perspective about Mother Goose to be significantly tainted.
Sweet, bonnet-wearing, story-telling, rhyme-reading kind bird? THINK AGAIN!
The day started out perfectly. Chloe and I needed some fresh air. Yesterday it was a bit hot, but today it was partly sunny with a delightful breeze.

Perfect weather: Check.
Then we went to the perfect place for a walk, Jensen Nature Park, right by our house.
Perfect place: Check.

Chloe was jibber-jabbering in the stroller and I was enjoying my iPod playlists (I put together a mean playlist, lemme tell ya!) and we were both thoroughly enjoying ourselves. We were minding our own business strolling along the designated path, when out of nowhere.....

a goose started honking at us! I barely had time to think, 'What the.....' when.....
she took off after us. I don't know if you've ever seen a goose running and honking, but it's surprisingly very threatening and scary! I have never ran so hard and fast in all of my life (well, while wearing flip-flops and pushing a stroller, that is).... I booked it around a corner and took refuge behind some tall weeds. When it seemed we were in the clear, I took my breath. Chloe was giggling hysterically! (She didn't know that we were just about killed and/or mamed by a wild animal - ignorance certainly is bliss).
I couldn't help but think, 'What is that bird's problem? I support the nature park. I RECYCLE! For heaven sakes. What did I do to her?'
I briskly scurried over to the other side of the park, only to see a few people gathered, talking, and pointing over to where the 'situation' had just occurred.
They asked if we were okay.
"Ummm.... Did you guys see that?" To my dismay and utter embarassment, these perfect strangers HAD watched me running in flip flops away from the wild beast! I was mortified. There are many times in my life when I have to make the ultimate decision: laugh or cry.
I laughed. They laughed. It was a good time.
They explained that I wasn't the goose's first victim, and the city had been called to address the issue. They believed the goose was protecting....

Her babies.
Suddenly, that mother goose's actions made perfect sense to me. I have been in her situation before, where the only thing I can do is act like a maniac to make sure my baby gets taken care of.

Sure, I understand Mother Goose a little better, but I will never think of her the same!